This is the menu at a place called Cafe Gratitude. All of their dishes have “positive affirmations” rather than “names,” so when you order you’re supposed to be like “I am beautiful” to the waiter, and then the waiter will look at you all sincere and go “you ARE beautiful!” *shudder*
When I’ve told friends from back home about Cafe Gratitude they’ve been like, “ew, are you fucking kidding me? That place sounds like the worst thing ever,” but here, people are all “I don’t see what your problem is, dude. Try not being so negative all the time.”
Well, he does have a couple of points.